The O Project

Masturbation is one of the most natural, healthy, and frankly, enjoyable ways to connect with yourself.

But let’s be real—sometimes, our minds wander to the weirdest places in the middle of it.

And guess what? That’s completely okay!

Society has spent way too long shaming women for embracing their sexuality, so let’s flip the script and celebrate those random, relatable, and totally normal thoughts that pop up when you’re getting yourself off.

1. “Is this taking too long?”

Some days, you’re a human lightning bolt—one touch, and boom, done. Other days, it’s like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces.

There’s no right or wrong amount of time, so just enjoy the process. (And hey, if you need a little extra help, a certain type of toy can speed things up.)

2. “Did I lock the door?”

Nothing zaps the mood faster than the thought of someone walking in mid-session.

Even if you’re home alone, that little voice still asks, what if?

But even if you have to take a quick break to double-check, it doesn’t mean you’re doing anything wrong—just means you like your privacy!

3. “Why is my vibrator making that noise?”

Vibrators are like tiny robots, and sometimes they sound like they’re about to launch into space.

Whether it’s a new setting you weren’t expecting or a battery that’s giving out, it’s all part of the experience. There are tons of vibrators out there, small ones, big ones, even some of them are specially designed to be silent.

4. “Wow, my imagination is wild“

Your fantasies don’t have to make sense, be logical, or reflect what you actually want in real life.

Maybe you’re picturing a fictional character, a past fling, or something totally unexpected—who cares?

Your mind is a judgment-free zone, so let it run wild!

5. “Should I be doing something more productive?”

Absolutely not.

Taking time for pleasure is productive. It’s self-care, stress relief, and a great way to sleep better. So, if anything, you’re actually being incredibly responsible by prioritizing yourself.

Gold star for you!

6. “What if my phone is secretly recording me?”

This intrusive thought sneaks in for a lot of people.

Unless you’ve accidentally gone live on Instagram (which, let’s hope not), you’re fine. Maybe just flip your phone over if it makes you feel better.

7. “Am I broken if I can’t finish?”

Nope, not at all.

Some days, your body is ready to go; other days, it’s just not happening. That’s okay!

Orgasms are great, but they aren’t the only goal. The journey matters too. If you want to experiment with different sensations, a new toy might help.

8. “Can my neighbors hear this?”

If you live in an apartment with paper-thin walls, this might be a valid concern. But honestly?

They’re either too busy with their own lives to care, or they’re doing the exact same thing. If it really bothers you, a white noise machine or music can help—plus, it adds to the mood.

9. “This is so much easier than partnered sex.”

No pressure, no expectations, no worrying about whether someone else is enjoying themselves. Just you, doing exactly what feels good, at your own pace.

It’s okay to admit that sometimes, solo sessions are simply better.

10. “I should do this more often!”

Yes, you should!

Masturbation is one of the best ways to connect with your body and release stress. It’s self-love in its purest form, and every woman deserves to enjoy herself—without guilt, shame, or second-guessing.

Before You Go for Round Two…

Whatever pops into your head during solo play, embrace it. Every woman deserves to explore her pleasure without judgment. If you’ve ever felt awkward or uncertain, just know—you’re so not alone.

So go ahead, make time for yourself, and if you’re looking for new ways to spice things up, don’t be afraid to explore!